The First Dish
ll-6-06 The First Dish
The Buddha came up to me & said,
what are you doing here, white boy?
This isn't your game. You're football
& basketball wall street promenade.
What brings you to the temple of
yearning & impeccable manners?
You don't look good in white shoes &
that gray shirt & striped tie mark you
an unenlightened man.
Give an account of your tastes.
Enumerate your follies in the world of
haberdashery & sexual license.
We may make a man out of you yet.
Pound a little sense into your dull
cranium with a croquet mallet.
You need grade A discipline in the art
of tomfoolery & cro-magnon Romance.
I can see by your eyelids you can't read
me worth a damn. Boy, step up to the
plate: Here comes the first dish.
RLG copyright 2006
The Buddha came up to me & said,
what are you doing here, white boy?
This isn't your game. You're football
& basketball wall street promenade.
What brings you to the temple of
yearning & impeccable manners?
You don't look good in white shoes &
that gray shirt & striped tie mark you
an unenlightened man.
Give an account of your tastes.
Enumerate your follies in the world of
haberdashery & sexual license.
We may make a man out of you yet.
Pound a little sense into your dull
cranium with a croquet mallet.
You need grade A discipline in the art
of tomfoolery & cro-magnon Romance.
I can see by your eyelids you can't read
me worth a damn. Boy, step up to the
plate: Here comes the first dish.
RLG copyright 2006