The Elvis Presley Blues

The Elvis Presley Blues



I've Got The Elvis Presley blues
I Have The Memphis Tennessee Born In Tupelo Mississippi blues
I Got A Real Bad Case Of The Heartbreak Hotel Blue Suede Shoes blues
I've Caught The Southern Fried Chicken Aint Got No Religion blues
I Believe This Disease Is Called The Rock & Roll Special Sexually Promiscuous blues
I Am Coming To The Conclusion These Are My One & Only True Blue Grand Ole Opry blues
Dammit, I Forgot My Raincoat & I Can't Afford An Umbrella blues
Do You Hear Me I Need A Shave & A Haircut blues
But I Wouldn't Dare Ask You For Your Telephone Number blues
Because What Would Your Mother Say If She Knew I'm The King Of The Rock & Roll Los Angeles California blues
I Believe In Taxes Raindrops Sunshine & Roses & Don't Treat Me Cruel blues
I'd Like To Buy You A Cup Of Coffee & A Cigarette But I Don't Smoke blues
So Why Don't We Instead Get On The Horn & Call The President Of The World Jazz Factory blues
I Hope She's A Lady & Can Dance Because I Want To Get Out Of These Pants & blues
Please Don't Tell Anybody I Said Any Of This (It's All Confidential) blues
I Am Beginning To Worry About Our Possibilities For Romance Since This Is The Last Dance & Our Last Chance For blues
Do You Have Any Extra Oxygen Tents Just In Case I Lose My Breath & Die blues
I Know You Think I'm Just Kidding But Believe You Me I'm Hyperventilating blues
So Let's Get This Show On The Road & Keep It Down & Dirty blues
Or We're Liable To Attract Attention From The Society Of Puritanical Prudes & Pusillanimous Blondes & blues And I Don't Want The Holy Bible On My Conscience At 4 O'clock In The Morning With A Loose Lady In My Lap Eating Potato Chips & blues
Whattayasay We Light Up The Fireplace & Make Some Strong Blueberry Punch & blues
Just To Put Us All In A Chary Mood For The Week After The Week After New Year's Eve & blues
Because We Don't Need No More Of These Empty Bedroom Lonely Lonely All Night Weekend Jazzless blues



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